Thursday, April 28, 2016

Koolachu- The Sweet, Juicy Love Story

Pikapetey lay on his bed, a rose clutched tightly in his teeth. Candlelight flooded the room around him, covering him in the soft red glow. His tail twitched in anticipation, as he was a Pikachu, what the hell did you think he was. Not a Pikachu? Fucking preposterous. Anyway.
A knock landed on the door, the room practically shaking with the subdued power of an unstoppable force outside the thin wall. Biting down harder on his rose, sparks flew from Petey's red cheeks. He was so ready for what was to come.
The doorknob jostled about from the other side, muffled curses being muttered by the mystery guest as they simply could not get this damn door to open. Then, a couple moments later, a crash echoed as the wall two feet next to the door burst open. 
"OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!"
God, there he was, in all of his glass-blown artificially flavored greatness. The Kool-Aid man towered over the quivering Pokemon, Kool-Aid splashing over his over-filled brim and down his chiselled face. "Oh... Yeah...." The God-Among-Man said, kneeling down in front of Petey, caressing his furry face. "Kool-Aid-chan..." Petey whimpered, spitting out the rose to bite his lip. "Yiff me, senpai!"
With a booming laugh, Kool-Aid man positioned himself below Petey, revealing his open, gaping bowl-head. 
Petey blinked, eyes glancing side to side. "What."
"Oh yeah..." Groaned Kool-Aid man, pointing vehemently at his brimming top.
"Do you want me... In you?"
With a solemn nod, Kool-Aid man shuffled closer. A tentative, furry finger prods the liquid, its viscosity much thicker than expected.
"I mean... Ok. Why not?"
and then they FUCKED im tired ok